Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
And on the seventh day God called it quits, all that he had made, and he smoked some more grass and took bit of a rest on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. Continue reading
In the beginning, God created everything that wasn’t. For that which wasn’t, wasn’t, and God thought it a shame, so created he it.
And God said, “Wait, I’m not done yet, for truly, I cannot see what it is I have created, for it is dark!” So God created light, and the light shone upon all that God had created. And he looked upon it all, spread out before him and behind him and to each side, and also above and below, for he was in the middle of it and also all about it at the same time.
And God said, “Trippy!” Continue reading