Alternative Genesis, Chapter 3


Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field, that typically sat around eating grass and minding their own business, as the LORD God had wanted them to do, for grass was good. And the serpent saw that the woman was naked and said unto her”‘Nice!” and “Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?”


And the woman screamed and said “A talking snake!” and then recovered, and said Continue reading