Guest Post By Tasha – Young Newlyweds

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “here put these on.”

She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your pants,” she said. “That’s right!!” said the husband, “and don’t you forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family!” With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.” He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, “Hell, I can’t get into your panties!” She said, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until you change your attitude.”

hehe!! it’s so HARD taking armafair’s place!!! anyway, hope you enjoyed the joke!! i had the MOST painful experience EVER today (well, except for child birth). I was putting a package together in a manila envelope (sp?) and as i was licking it to seal it my tongue ring got stuck in the hole they have in the middle (know what i’m talking about?). Everyone in the office was laughing their ass off but my damn tongue ring was stuck and it hurt when i tried to get it unstuck!!!!! so just imagine me sitting at my desk, with my tongue sticking out stuck to a damn manila envelope! ugh! such a klutz i tell ya!

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