I don’t want to tax your brains too much, so today will be the last of the lessons..
Please pay attention you at the back!
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax,the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, The borax contains the heart and lungs. The abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does “varicose” mean?
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”?
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
Q: Use the word “judicious” in a sentence to show you understand its meaning?
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (from a UK advert for washing-up liquid – Armafair)
Q: What does the word “benign” mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Sikh wears on his head