THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
Some women are just never satisfied..
An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Chianti to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
I was putting a package together in a manila envelope (sp?) and as i was licking it to seal it my tongue ring got stuck in the hole they have in the middle (know what i’m talking about?). Everyone in the office was laughing their ass off but my damn tongue ring was stuck and it hurt when i tried to get it unstuck!!!!! so just imagine me sitting at my desk, with my tongue sticking out stuck to a damn manila envelope! ugh! such a klutz i tell ya!
Well, methinks Tasha has already (albeit unknowingly) started ‘girlie-bashing’ week (in the middle of her ‘male-bashing’ week, as well!).
I’ll be back..
This question is just eating at me .. Do people who don’t use deodorant not know they stink really, really bad??? Seriously, it’s gross! If there is anyone reading this that doesn’t wear it, sorry to offend you but put some f*ing deodorant on cause you’re stinky!!! It’s just my luck that I ALWAYS get stuck on the elevator with the chick that never wears it, hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t bathe very often either! bleh! It’s bad enough that I’m in a tight space with no ventilation and riding up 10 floors with ms. stinky but to top it off I fear that the smell is going to linger onto me and stay with me for the rest of the day! yuck!
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I swear that’s my uncle on that billboard .. lol!! Growing up we always made fun of him and called him a gorilla cause he was so hairy. I’m talking hair EVERYWHERE; on his back (sticking out of his shirt), his chest, belly, arms .. ugh! Let me tell you, I don’t know many women that think it’s sexy! I think it’s pretty disgusting actually! So if you have a hairy back .. hint, hint!
Check out the new line of Barbies …
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Today is truly a tragic day. My heart goes out to the families of the astronauts aboard the Shuttle Columbia. I heard the “sonic boom” as it was flying over Dallas this morning. It shocked me I couldn’t figure out what the loud noise was; it was something I had never heard before. I passed it off since I didn’t hear any sirens passing by. I got up to turn on the tv and there it was all over the news … god bless!
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “here put these on.”
OK, Armafair was just wrong in that last post. I think we women should declare it male-bashing week! Sound good to you?? I know it sounds great to me ; ) .. hehe! I think this is gonna be fun! LOL!
Men are like a pack of cards:
This is gonna be a bit controversial, but what the hell.. you women have had your own way on this blog for the last few days..
You are sitting watching football, minding your own business, beer in hand.
You wife/girlfriend comes out of the kitchen, moans at you and goes back in. Ten minutes later she comes out again, has another moan and returns to the kitchen. Throughout the game this happens about 5 times.
What have you done wrong?