Funny Warning Labels

Labels that make you go – D’oh!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On the bottom of a Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sunsbury’s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.

On a child’s superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

I also find myself more than a little amused when I see ads for anti-depressants that state that possible side-effects may include things like: insomnia, headaches, acne, loss of appetite, irregular heartbeat, sexual side-effects, nausia and possible dry mouth.

If that lot doesn’t make you depressed, then you clearly weren’t to start with.

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